
The University of Oregon have suspended their mascot for a week for the above fray with the University of Houston's mascot. After 8 years of the Bush administration, every Oregonian is deeply convinced that nothing comes out of Texas that doesn't slither, and more than Donald Duck have a chip on their shoulder about the catastrophe the nation has been launched into by the residents of that state. Nonetheless, there are those who claim Donald has been framed on the charge. Although Donald is a 1984 graduate of the University of Oregon (given an honorary degree on his 50th birthday), he is not ONLY the mascot of UO, but of the Coast Guard and there are those who claim he is being framed after his evil twin slipped into the game from the neighboring CG barracks in Newport.